Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada : Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right ToAn Attorney...
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North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee : The Educashun State
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Texas : Sí, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont : Yep
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Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington : Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington , D.C. : Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia : One Big Happy Family...Really!
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Wisconsin : Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming : Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared!
As always, enjoy.