Random Acts of Senseless Fuckery
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February 9, 2005 by evilPidge
Yes, today is the first day of the new year according to the lunar calander. It is now 4702, or the year of the rooster. I don't know about you, but I'm sure it'll take me a month to stop writing, "year of the monkey" on all my checks.
February 9, 2005 by evilPidge
Yes, today is the first day of the new year according to the lunar calander. It is now 4702, or the year of the rooster. I don't know about you, but I'm sure it'll take me a month to stop writing, "year of the monkey" on all my checks.
October 28, 2004 by evilPidge
While I was in the army I had to take a polygraph test in order to do one of my jobs at one of my duty stations. I had heard some awful things about the polygraph before I went. I had heard that people had been strapped to the thing for hours on end only to be told that they had failed and that they would have to come back on another date. I was pretty nervous going in to take the test. If I didn't pass the test I would stay on "casual" duty. Which means I would spend alot of time mowin...
October 28, 2004 by evilPidge
While I was in the army I had to take a polygraph test in order to do one of my jobs at one of my duty stations. I had heard some awful things about the polygraph before I went. I had heard that people had been strapped to the thing for hours on end only to be told that they had failed and that they would have to come back on another date. I was pretty nervous going in to take the test. If I didn't pass the test I would stay on "casual" duty. Which means I would spend alot of time mowin...
October 24, 2004 by evilPidge
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October 24, 2004 by evilPidge
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October 24, 2004 by evilPidge
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October 24, 2004 by evilPidge
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October 18, 2004 by evilPidge
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October 18, 2004 by evilPidge
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September 15, 2004 by evilPidge
Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connectic...
September 15, 2004 by evilPidge
Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connectic...
September 14, 2004 by evilPidge
Kids do say the darndest things. I'm reminded of two stories that I thought I'd share with anyone that cares to read. So I'm a student hoping to become a teacher one day. Until recently I worked for a Child Development Center (Read: Day Care). So one day I am working with the "Grizzly Bears" (all of the classes are named after animals), a class of approximately 18 4-year olds. We're out on the playground on this morning, and I noticed that Jonathan was playing with two plasic balls from...
September 14, 2004 by evilPidge
Kids do say the darndest things. I'm reminded of two stories that I thought I'd share with anyone that cares to read. So I'm a student hoping to become a teacher one day. Until recently I worked for a Child Development Center (Read: Day Care). So one day I am working with the "Grizzly Bears" (all of the classes are named after animals), a class of approximately 18 4-year olds. We're out on the playground on this morning, and I noticed that Jonathan was playing with two plasic balls from...
September 13, 2004 by evilPidge
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