Random Acts of Senseless Fuckery
Published on February 9, 2005 By evilPidge In Humor
Yes, today is the first day of the new year according to the lunar calander. It is now 4702, or the year of the rooster.

I don't know about you, but I'm sure it'll take me a month to stop writing, "year of the monkey" on all my checks.

Comments
on Feb 09, 2005
oh my god that's funny.

(some days I'm SOOOO easily amused)
on Feb 09, 2005
Well happy new year to you too

Roosters are people who will always attract the opposite sex (roosters are always surrounded by a crowd of chickens) but who will always have a hard time making money (they need to scratch the dust to find grains). So most of the babys this year should wear a t-shirt that says 'I wish i was born rich rather than good looking'
on Feb 09, 2005
Happy new year! hehe...I was born under the sign of the rooster!